1. And Then There Was Shawn
Welcome to John Adams High. Where you are gonna die. That’s right, fall right this way.
2. An Affair to Forget
Well it’s simple we’re just going to have to find stolen time to sneak off and talk about sports and stuff.
That’s no life!
It’s all we have left.
3. Cory’s Alternative Friends
Strange is in the eye of the beholder, Mr. Matthews.
4. Brave New World
It’s pretty scary, going into a whole new world.
And you’re ready to go into that world.
5. We’ll Have a Good Time Then
He’s lying in there. He’s sick. I should be putting my arms around him and telling him that I love him, but I can’t because I am still so angry at him.
6. Brother, Brother
To my brother Eric, who is moving out, and not just for four years probably forever, and I don’t even know him, and now I probably never will.
7. Last Tango in Philly
Guys, I’ve been working on a theory: men are idiots. No wait there’s more, men are big idiots.
8. It’s About Time
How can we possibly be upset with each other on his wedding day? Well, it’s because deep down I think Cory and I both know that we’re not gonna be best friends anymore, and that’s the way it should be. So, this is to Topanga, Cory’s wife and new best friend.
9. The Pink Flamingo Kid
“Well, what about protecting your family?”
“I just did. Eddie’s only blood. You’re my family.”
10. Starry Night
This is just a painting.
This is a masterpiece!
We’re a masterpiece, and I don’t care what you think right now. We’re going to be together forever, and I know that, but you still need to find that out. You know where I’ll be.